Saturday, March 13, 2010

Baby on board?


I have always hated baby on board signs in cars. They suggest either that parents think you need to know they have a baby so you make a special effort not to crash into them (because it's ok to maim or kill the childfree in a car accident) or to warn you that they are going to drive badly due to being distracted.

Now I understand. It means 'expect exceptionally early braking when approaching stationary traffic or red traffic lights; I will do everything in my power to keep this car moving, however slowly, as otherwise my baby will wake up and cry all the way home'.

I still don't plan on having one.

24 comments:

Merlin said...

Too late Squeak, you already have one. Oh, wait a mo, you meant the sign, not a baby, didn't you!

Sarah said...

Yes, I wondered whether that sentence was a bit ambiguous and then realised I didn't care.

I went out in the car without Phoebe today and it was very exciting to be able to brake suddenly whenever I wanted.

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