- Bananas. They used to be birds and one day they got stuck to the tree and stayed there.
- Hummus. It tastes vile and no-one can spell it.
- Custard. Yick. It gets a skin. Yick yick yick.
- Children. Generally, not specifically. I like children I know. Well, some of them...
- Olives. No, liking them isn't a sign of maturity.
- Spiders. Last night I dreamt there was a spider in my bedroom and I had to sleep with the light on. Thanks, I know they won't hurt me and they're probably more scared of me than I am of them. So they're screaming in their little spider voices as they run away, are they? When I was a small child I used to like spiders and I carried them round and played with them. And then one ran up my arm and into my hair and I've been firghtened of them ever since. It's not a rational thing. They run and I start screaming. I'm getting better. Now I can tolerate them as long as I can see them. And they're small. Otherwise I attack them with hairspray. Cruel but effective.
Friday, August 12, 2005
Things I hate
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13 comments:
That's why I'm friends with you.
mornings!
You don't like olives or hummus? But what do you have with your aperitifs?!
Now now, you're just jealous 'cos I get to eat all the good foods!
A more effective deterent against the spider menace is a lit match in front of the hairspray, just don't burn the house down!
The lick to my blog doesn't work :(
Lick? hmm not sure that was the write word, get it. Oh well.
Link should be fixed now.
I hate mornings too.
I don't really have aperitifs geneerally. Given my alcohol tolerance, I find it's best not to drink on an empty stomach. Though if I did, I would maybe have some vol-au-vents with them. Or chocolate biscuits, which I find work well at any time of the day.
Hannah bought some Houmous the other day from Asda. Asda is rubbish compared to Tesco.
no its not!
I agree with Dave!
Asda is far superior to tesco...mainly on the price front.......but hey!
perhaps in Bizzaro-world!!
Its a great world to live in!!!!
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My words fell on deaf ears as the couple continued their passionatesession. Sportacus smiled and replied Stephanie isnt a woman,she is a young girl.
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